The Republic of Nickyuwu 7 is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 226 million Nickyuwu 7ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 54.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Nickyuwu 7ian economy, worth 7.22 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 31,947 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father", political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, and a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nickyuwu 7's national animal is the tiger.

Nickyuwu 7 is ranked 70,349^th in the world and 1,666^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 19.97 flags saluted per person per day.